The last thing I expected of my time in Tenerife was to fall
pregnant. My partner and I were only intending to stay on the
island for six months or so, principally so we could spend some time
with my
parents.
We were living in Thailand and much as we loved it, we both felt it was time
for a change. I've never been afraid to up sticks and move on. My parents had
made the move to Tenerife the previous year and so mi marido and I agreed
that it would be nice to chill out with them on Tenerife for a few months.
Well life has that funny habit of throwing a spanner in the works. Much to
my surprise, at the ripe old age of 37, I discovered that I had fallen pregnant.
I had long ago given up hope of ever hearing the patter of tiny feet and my
first
reaction was one of shocked disbelief. His reaction was more straightforward
- he was just shocked. "How did that happen?" he said. Duh!
Anyway we were faced with the choice of moving to his native France or staying
on in Tenerife to have the baby. A girl needs her Mum at times like that no
matter how long in the tooth she may be. No contest - we stayed in Tenerife.
In my usual woolly headed way, I had no idea when it might be that I had actually
conceived. I couldn't remember if I'd missed one or two periods. I mean I'd been
regular as clockwork for so many years I'd stopped paying attention.
I visited a local GP, fondly known as Dr. Jab. He advised I go to the Green Hospital
in Los Cristianos for tests. Unfortunately when I got there I was told they couldn't
do the tests without knowing the approximate age of the fetus. I was sent away
again to do a urine test at a clinic in my local chemist. This established that
I was about ten weeks gone.
After that my pregnancy was plain sailing.
Though I could have had regular check-ups paid for by the state by
hauling my pregnant belly on a bus to Mahon every six weeks, I chose
instead to pay for the check-ups privately and instead hauled my increasing
girth to the Green Clinic in Los Cristianos.
My Spanish was non-existent at that time and the charming Dr.
Hidalgo's English was
fractured but he
also spoke French and bwtween us we managed quite well. A hospital translator,
a lovely motherly English lady was on hand too.
As an older mum-to-be I was offered an amniocentesis. I had to go to Candelaria
Hospital in Santa Cruz for that and I'd have to say that was the low point
of the whole pregnancy. However well organised that facility might be for locals,
it is a confusing maze if you enter the wrong building as a foreigner and then
try and find your way back to the labs.
The day being hot and sticky didn't help and when we finally
found the right place, we saw that we were to knock on a door and then
join a queue - don't
ask me what the door knocking was all about because it didn't seem to cause
any reaction. Maybe one nurse inside was tasked with counting the knocks
so they
knew how many people were waiting.
We seemed to be standing for a very long time in that airless corridor. He
went off in search of a coffee machine and for a sly cigarette. I leaned against
the wall feeling more and more woozy. The next thing I remember some strange
woman was holding my legs up in the air and babbling at me in a strange language.
Very weird. It was a hell of a relief when I finally came to and realised
where I was not to mention a great embarrasment as I had taken to wearing his
old boxers for comfort by that time and I'd stopped shaving my legs when I
could no longer see my feet.
The nurses were great but the doctor who put that long needle in my belly was
a frosty faced bit of work. Her face didn't crack a smile once but given the
hoard of waiting patients we'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she
was probably just worked off her feet.
As an older mother, I was advised to have the amnio - though it wasn't a medical
necessity. Nevertheless as a born worrier, the amnio was a necessity for me.
The tests get send to the mainland for analysis and it takes about a week to
get the results. That was the longest week of my life. Thankfully, the results
showed that I was carrying a healthy baby girl.
As my time grew nearer I became obsessed with what exactly to expect. Dr. H
suggested I ask the translator to take me round the maternity ward. The day
I had my tour
the ward was especially tranquil. No mothers-to-be were writhing in dramatic
agony, no fathers were pacing up and down outside in an anxious dither. I was
also taken into the nursery and shown what would happen to my baby when she
finally arrived. Just after the birth she would be taken away, cleaned and
placed under
hot lights for three hours. After seeing what to expect I left feeling just
as nervous but far less apprehensive.
I visited the gynae every six weeks throughout my pregnancy. I'd stare
at the screen in stupefaction as Dr. H wittered on about arms and legs
and my baby's
beating heart. It was only on the very last scan that I could make something
out of the grey mince on the screen - a beautiful profile of my baby's face.
Towards the end of the pregnancy my visits included a sonic scan. It is an
incredible feeling to hear the whoosh of blood and your baby's heartbeat. Once,
when my
Mum had come along, the lovely Marierose offered us both a coffee. I hadn't
had coffee for months at this point but thought well, if the nurse is offering
it,
it must be okay. On the same occasion my mother and I got a terrible fit of
the giggles. No doubt the coffee helped but hearing the monitor go ballistic
every
time we shared a joke had us both in hysterics as we tried in vain to calm
down.
My mother was most impressed with the treatment I received prior to
the birth of my daughter. They didn't have such sophisticated monitoring
equipment in her
day and she found the whole thing quite fascinating. Seeing the moving shadow
of her grand-daughter on the monitor was a wonderful experience for her and
she has commented that the level of care far exceeds what one would
expect in the
UK.
After the initial shock of being pregnant and a few minor bouts of morning
sickness I had an easy pregnancy. I was two weeks overdue and about the
size of a semi-detached
by the time the baby arrived.
Although I carried my baby through the heat of the summer and finally delivered
in late August, I am happy to have been pregnant here in Tenerife. If you are
yourself expecting the patter of tiny feet, don't think you must go back to
your home country to receive top class medical care.
The labour and birth ... well let's draw a curtain over the gory details
but suffice to say you do not get pain relief in Tenerife. The nurses
in attendance
did not speak English, but did make themselves perfectly well understood. It
is kind of hard to misconstrue someone thrusting their hand up your bits
to see how far you have dilated.
My
only complaint about the birth was that my partner was not able to join me.
Hania, after digging in for two extra weeks decided to arrive at the speed
of knots with the cord round her neck. One episiotomy and set of forceps later
and my first baby was delivered.
The first my partner
knew
of
her
arrival was when Hania
was placed in his arms by the maternity nurse complete with a little pointed
alien head from the forceps. I'm sorry I wasn't there to see his
face as there is no way his Spanish would have been good enough at
that
time to understand the reason for her unusual appearence.
While pregnant, I would have loved to have found a page like this
which told me what to expect here in Tenerife. If you would like
to share your pregnancy
or childbirth experiences here on the island, then please send an email.
You might also want to check out the articles on Bringing
Up Children in Tenerife and Tenerife
State Schools Documentation.