El Día de Los Santos Inocentes, falls on the 28th December.
What does it mean? Well, it is the Spanish equivalent of April Fool's
Day, which we celebrate on 1st April.
Just like it's counterpart,
tricks will be played. At one town,
Ibi, near Benidorm on the Costa Blanca on the Spanish mainland,
the tradition is for the workers from the local toy factory (in
fancy dress) to take over the administration of justice in the
streets from 9 a.m. to midday on this date. Any 'fines' they
collect (extort) will go to charities and they are not subtle. They
have
been known to handcuff the bank manager and have removed the
wheels from a vehicle. Even the police won't stop them.
December 28 in the
Catholic church commemorates the assassination of all the male babies:
the Innocent Saints, on Herod's orders in a vain attempt to kill the
child Jesus. Since the Middle Ages, the sacrilegious have remembered
this mournful event with humour and the jovial tradition has continued.
In olden days, bakers made salted tarts, people nailed coins to
the floor, etc. The most usual was to cut out a paper puppet and
stick it to the
back of a passer-by, which they would wear without knowing
and many would make jokes in bad taste.
On TV and in the newspapers in Spain, bogus stories
will appear (a UFO terrorises the Royal Palace; the President runs
off with the daughter of the opposition; a new planet has been
discovered; all cars with registration ending in 7 must report
to the police, etc., etc.), only some of which are later acknowledged
to Los Santos Inocentes.
About the author: Pamela Heywood has been resident in Tenerife since
1992. This article first appeared in Tenerife Topics, a monthly newsletter
that looks mostly at the other face of Tenerife from that that the
tourist usually discovers. Since her Tenerife Topic days, Pamela
has launched a comprehensive domain on all things Tenerife - aptly
named : Secret Tenerife .